Today I was looking at a bottle of dog shampoo. It says "Flea and tick shampoo for dogs with oatmeal."
Dogs with oatmeal? As in the dogs have some oatmeal?
Why not "Flea and tick shampoo with oatmeal for dogs" or something like that? Why "...for dogs with oatmeal"?
It just doesn't make any sense!
My dogs do not have oatmeal. I don't mind washing them with shampoo that has oatmeal content, but I'm not going to specifically search for a shampoo that has to be used for if your dogs have oatmeal. I don't generally feed my dogs oatmeal.

This makes no sense, and it disappoints me.